In The Bleachers: Avian sabotage of the track and field meet.
Speed Bump: I know an African Grey that would disagree.
Tundra: This is something Stupid The Bird in the Diamond Lil comic would do ...
The Other Coast: And the stupidity of thinking she'll believe him.
Peanuts: Why birds tend not to be involved in religion.
Cheezburger: Haven't featured a meme in a while ... this one should resonate with just about everyone ...
The Far Side: And you thought this only happened to the jocks in high school.
Strange Brew: If today's comic seems familiar, it's because the artist (John Deering, as seen in the logo which only appears in his Sunday panels) did the same gag several years earlier as a weekday panel ... which we featured here.
Half Full: I would.
On The Fastrack: That's an interesting way of describing it.