Bizarro: Yes, but when did you ever see a drunk one?
Cheezburger: I've often wondered myself why these are sold as small bird toys.
Carpe Diem: Apparently a "circling vultures" VR program is in order.
Animal Problems: One budgie plus three mirrors equals one gang. (At least in Polly's mind.)
The Other Coast: Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Speed Bump: The question, in these product shortage times, is where they found enough T.P. to spare for this.
Loose Parts: The floe of conversation just stopped.
Tundra: Read the dialogue balloon carefully or you won't get the joke.
Strange Brew: An apropos commentary for today.
Dogs Of C-Kennel: He's right ... and wrong.