Blogs

Animal Crackers:  The Froot Loops' Toucan Sam has nothing on this bird.

Carpe Diem:  Just not the way you thought.

Rubes:  I know a lot of human children who would volunteer their bread crusts ...

Speed Bump:  "... there's a bathroom on the right."

Bizarro:  Nothing else has until now, so why should this?

Free Range:  Not even enough left of that keyboard for chopsticks.  (Yeah, I know ... cheap shot.)

Break Of Day:  I never knew there were avian lifeguards at the kiddie pool.

Crock:  Things just went from bad to worse.

Rhymes With Orange:  Your 15 minutes of fame are up.

Loose Parts:  Especially with global warming affecting Antartica's ice shelf.