Matthew

Are you ready to embrace a life of charming chaos? Then Matthew, the Military Macaw of mystery, might just be your soulmate. We don`t know his original name or age, and we`re not sure if he`s a he or a she, but what we do know is he`s been through a lot and he`s got the personality to prove it! Found on the brink of collapse, Matthew spent months charming (and probably scaring) the staff at the vet`s office, and now he`s ready to grace your home.

Matthew is a true flirt, batting his beautiful macaw eyes at anyone who walks by, but don`t get too excited â€“ this feathered heartbreaker is strictly look-but-don`t-touch. He`s on a fancy diet of Harrison`s pellets and fresh veggies, though he`s not shy about expressing his disdain for certain greens by flinging them across the room. Consider it his way of saying, "Nope, not today!"

While he`s got impressive wings and can soar when he wants to, Matthew is a bit of a homebody. He prefers to stay close to his cage, but when he does venture out, prepare for some redecorating! He absolutely loves chewing things to shreds (say goodbye to your pristine wall trim), begging for treats with the intensity of a thousand starving squirrels, and, of course, screaming at you the moment you pick up the phone. Think of him as your personal, very loud, anti-social-call alarm. He also enjoys a good wall trim snack â€“ consider it a rustic, open-concept design choice.

Matthew`s dislikes are simple: people trying to cuddle him, toys that dare to be indestructible (what`s the point?!), and, the ultimate insult, being ignored. He lives for attention, even if it`s just you frantically trying to rescue your remote control from his beak.

If you`re seeking a companion who`s full of life, a little bit mischievous, and guaranteed to make every day an adventure (and never a quiet one!), then Matthew is your guy. He promises a lifetime of vibrant squawks, endless chuckles, and perhaps a few new "design features" in your home.

Think you`re ready to open your heart (and your home) to this magnificent, no-touch flirt? We`d love to hear from you!

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